STOP THE PRESSES!!!  It turns out that Jennifer Aniston may have been the dumper in the John Mayer deal, NOT the dumpee!!!  Supposedly, she was sick of John Mayer's philandering and general dogging around, so she gave him the boot.  But, if he's fooling around with publicists, assistants and groupies, isn't he dumping her by behaving badly--like he WANTED to get dumped?  In the meantime, war rages on in Iraq, Afghanistan and Georgia. 

Maine's King of Comedy Bob Marley stopped by the Coast Studio this morning--he's headlining the Comedy Connection this weekend AND next weekend--call 774-5554 or go to www.mainecomedy.com for tix and reservations. What's Bob been up to?  Watching the Olympics, taking the kids upta camp and going to Dunkin' Donuts.  Sorta like the rest of us, only a helluva lot funnier.

 How does a scorned woman spell revenge?  E-B-A-Y!   An Australian woman is getting back at her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover's underpants up for sale on the auction website. The listing includes the black lace panties, a condom wrapper "size small," and a description of how she came home to discover the incriminating evidence in her bed. She describes the panties: "They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps."  Hell hath no fury.....